Loxi's Lair

Apr 14
Tom imitates Samuel L. Jackson imitating Loki
Apr 11
Apr 11

quote Reid: Actually most feel empathy just fine, which makes me think the rest of our profile is still accurate. Loner, invisible, outcast, boiling rage (his phone rings again) SON OF A BITCH! (answers) Hi, this is Doctor Spencer Reid. I actually can come to the phone right now with a very special message that your mother is a—Hotch: Reid.
Reid: (hangs up) I’m sorry, I’m really sorry. I don’t know what got into me. Where were we?

— Spencer Reid, Aaron Hotchner. Season 7 Episode 4. Criminal Minds quote of the day. (via youkicklikeanineyearoldgirl-cm)
Apr 11

ssadrblake:

Reid, What Happens in Mecklinburg…,9x21

Apr 10

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

seh221:

penandpage:

whisperrun:

whisperrun:

theneverendingdrums:

anywigwilldo:

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after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

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THIS IS AMAZING

Apr 10
Apr 10

madhattersfutterwhacken:

greymichaela:

validatemyselfhate:

biliouskaiju:

My new favorite gif set. 

how do cats stay alive for more than three seconds

Cats are so fucking stupid I want a thousand

How come when I get a cat she’s just lazy and mean while these nigguhs get the best of the best

Apr 10

justashipperyo:

staygold1d:

roseonabeach:

animeasuka:

imatimelorddetectivedemonhunter:

hanannibalbanannibal:

thewookiee2:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

carolingponds:

frankietastic:

juilan:

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

are you satan

are you god

are we humans

Or are we dancer

Is this the real life

Or is this just a fantasy

no this is patrick

I am Iron Man

and i’m javert

I’m Batman.

Apr 10

chauvinistsushi:

mslorelei:

deeeeaaan:

wickedclothes:

Programmable Tattoo System

What do you do when you want a tattoo but don’t want the commitment of permanent ink? The moodInq system is a breakthrough in tattoo technology, using a skin-safe proprietary E ink encapsulated pigment system that lasts a lifetime but can be configured to display any design (or none!) to suit your mood.

So how does it work? We have partnered with leading physicians and technicians in the cosmetic surgery industry to implant the E ink grid, called a canvas. The canvas can go anywhere on your body and be configured to the size and shape of the body party you’d like to ink. After a short healing period (usually 2-3 days), you can begin using the moodInq software included with your kit to change your canvas to display the tattoo you desire! Found on ThinkGeek.

YOU COULD HAVE A MAGIC TREE TATTOO THAT CHANGES WITH THE SEASONS

This is INSANELY cool. Until someone hacks the software and you end up with an ad for Viagra on your arm.

we are the future

Apr 10

madaras-lower-parts:

supersaiyanswagga:

That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

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That gif is literally perfect

Apr 10
talonblack:

sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

I’ve forgotten how to breathe, all I can do is laugh at perfection.

talonblack:

sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

I’ve forgotten how to breathe, all I can do is laugh at perfection.

Apr 10
iamaregeneration:

joycenogueira:

h3adphonez:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

dustinmathisen:

missisjoker:

This girl should get an award!

Or maybe a job in the movies and then win tons of awards.

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT’S NOT JOHNNY DEPP.

That’s not a woman, that’s a transformer.

What how.

iamaregeneration:

joycenogueira:

h3adphonez:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

dustinmathisen:

missisjoker:

This girl should get an award!

Or maybe a job in the movies and then win tons of awards.

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT’S NOT JOHNNY DEPP.

That’s not a woman, that’s a transformer.

What how.

Apr 10

hallelujah-youngandloaded:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes

Apr 07

disneyineveryway:

break-the-frozenheart:

my favorite AU

I’ve never seen something so perfect…. I am crying

Apr 07